Allergies, we meet again.

I hate allergies! Claritin does not work and Benedryll makes you fall asleep! There is no relief! I have sniffles and when I don't sniffle my head hurts from not being able to blow my nose! Oh pollen! You are my archenemy! I love spring...but summer is better because it does not cause me grief in my head!

Adam Sandler, you devil

Little Nicky is in my humble opinion, Adam Sander's best movie. Probably because it's my cup of tea- even though I'm not religious I like stories that are re-imaginings of christian mythology- add some comedy and you have an entertaining movie! I liked Dogma too (you know that Jay and Silent Bob Movie...you probably don't if you're from my chem class) which probably explains why I liked this movie.

David Webb is not Bill Nye

I don't know why but I somehow got it into my head that Bill Nye the science guy would be appearing Wednesday as our speaker, rumors spread like a disease...oh well. Anyways, Mr. Webb taught us about vacuums and pressure. I didn't really understand most of the things he said. Some things were neat I guess...not amazing but alrighty... like that pressure/vacuum chamber that could make a balloon expand and cause water to freeze or boil.

Cloning a Better Tomorrow!

You know what would be neat? Life insurance using clones. That would REALLY insure your life! The way it could work is you do a weekly scan to upload your personality and memories which would be graphed to the clones as they incubate in their pods. Then if you do end up kicking the bucket you would be back and up to date within a day. You'd never have to worry about anything anymore! You could just live your life and do things you were afraid to do before- sky diving, swimming with sharks, eating blow fish,etc.

Runoff imagination

Assorted poems written by me while I was bored in English, as read by David Bowie:

A Golden Idol
Sits high above
Looks down below
Unto a world that grows
And grows and grows
With doom so slow

Poor Little Shadow
Runs through gray
Remains faceless everyday
Do not speak his name
Lest you cause him pain

Shadow Shadow!
Run away!
Here comes sun!
How it burns!
Hide Away!

A Tik Tok Man
Cold and tin
Clockwork heart
Rusted chin
Has a soul?
I don't know
Where can he go?